heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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kaliforhnia:

why do people fuck with other people’s feelings

its not ok

its not right

this bothers me so fucking much holy shit

why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave

stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

What came first?

420yearold:

The twitter screenshot or the text post?

farronheit:






Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII

farronheit:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII

hexabeast:

alleecat2:

the-bucky-barnes:

My cat loves when we play CAH because she squeezes into the box and becomes some kind of monorail…

Cats Against Humanity

THe biggest, blackest cat

edorazzi:

well it’s about time fred got some character development

fartgallery:

bewbin:

fartgallery:

Poop™

I have just trademarked poop. You wanna take one? I’ll see you in court motherfucker

ill bring the basketball

Basketball™

Like hell u are

isaicv:

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

fantastic campaign

stupih:

my hero

officialcrow:

il-tenore-regina:

haloglowing:

tubesock:

people really ready to die for the vine

"Hold on"

OMFG 

how did this not end in a murder