ditoris:

SHIT

ditoris:

SHIT

ungrief:

getting rejected by boys even in the pokemon world

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

You pray so badly for heaven knowing any day might be the day that you die; but maybe life on Earth could be heaven, doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Bo Burnham

and people say comedians are one dimensional

(via thisisntmyrealname17)

zizino:

nosummer:

r u a shiba? cuz i wanna be inu.

what kind of bestiality….

firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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thiccho:


Basketball is played not with your height but with your heart.


ball is life

thiccho:

Basketball is played not with your height but with your heart.

ball is life

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

fischotterchen:

do u ever look through the pictures you have of your favorite character like

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At the X Factor

toyota:

Simon: I wasnt expecting that

Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

night-time-bluess:

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

this is fucking important

stoned-levi:

lamejean:

flyentologist:

Feed

he hungers

He is free.. but at what cost…

stoned-levi:

lamejean:

flyentologist:

Feed

he hungers

He is free.. but at what cost…