The American Hogwarts Houses
protip: these are all basically candy scents. the bear one “for the commanding man” is kiwi bubblegum
The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water.
parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-
we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
Is this how they sold “Murder house”?
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police